How I got out of doing the dishes
  • My mom: Do the dishes
  • Me: *places sock on counter*
  • My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
  • Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
  • My mom: wait what?
  • Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
  • Me: *runs to room*
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