scratch-your-name-upon-my-lips:

I like to call this one ‘The Kissy Kiss Smooch Beard’ as my boyfriend so eloquantly described it 

The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: the only good sign tbh
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

(Source: thelovewhisperer)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(Source: starlight13s)

jacqui-dean-rising-demon:

eremiel-fallen-angel:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED

GET THE SALT!

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Supernatural Reaction:

DID YOU DRAG THE FUCKING HELL SPAWN OF A GHOST????

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